Sunday, November 16, 2008

Pissed on and pissed off!!

Where the hell does a grown ass_____ (idiot, retard, halfwit, moron, imbecile, cretin, fogothari, kumbaff) - pick one- caveman get off pissing out of a 7th floor window at 3am onto an unsuspecting Loco 2 floors below????!!

Yes Ladies and gents, some (for lack of a better word) idiot, decided that because he can pee standing up he might as well do it out of a window. I was sitted two floors below, in my friends house, innocently working, windows open so that we could enjoy the breeze. I will not bother to explain the laws of gravity, tangent and whatnot.

End result, an absolutely livid Loco and Loco's friend, baying for blood! (Too bad we weren't able to find out who the piss-ant *pun intended* was) lots of disinfectant, rose water, mr clean for windows, dettol and so-forth was used, an epiphany was induced.

To be continued.....

Soundtrack:
I hate you so much right now - Kelis

7 comments:

S said...

Lol..Am sorry, but it's too funny. I'd have matched right up there and teach him a pretty good lesson on where to direct his thing!

Loco said...

Hehehe! Come to think about it (Now that am slightly over the trauma!) it's a wee bit funny!
Believe me, it wasn't for lack of trying that I dint make him internalise the compass, we just couldnt find the slippery bugger!

SupremeGREAM said...

Very funny of you! That idiot must have been a very drunk or high on weed!

My first time around here and I love your collection of soundtracks!

I wish you would do away with a member thing on comments

Loco said...

6th floor dude says it happens almost everyday, that much alcohol/weed?!
Awww, the music finds me!
Haiya, i have comment control, I dint know that!! Thanks, I'll fix that.

Anonymous said...

the bastard...:D

Loco said...

Haha, Touche ND, Touche!!

KK said...

Now my dear... ain't it a bit sexist of you to assume the perpetrator of said crime was a he. Last night I hang out with a she who could very well have been the culprit.