Of life, love and everything in between

I believe antecedence dictates that I write all this stuff about dear diary am sorry for not writing for long blah blah blah but Screw antecedence, lets get right to the nitty-gritty and the brass-tacks now shall we......

#1: OF LIFE
So I turned xxyrs today (Big whopdedoo! - in a wry tone) Strangely everyone else expects it to be a lot of hooplah, but I could be least bothered.
Lets face it, I woke up today at six hating all mornings, I still had to hunt for my sketchbook for half an hour (Finally found it right under my nose - don't you just hate Murphy and that bloody law of his!) gave up looking for my coloured pencils and had to buy my thousandth pack (If I buy another pack Faber Castell should make me a honorary lifetime shareholder!), enjoyed my long (Body Shop Infused!) shower (It is a personal belief of mine that the way to a mans heart may be through his stomach but the way to a womans heart is most definately through body shop!!), hurried to finish last minute assignments(If ever a pathological procrastinator existed then I am she!) went to school looking forward to my cup of peppermint tea at wings (My new addiction, which at 4 bucks a cup I might not be able to sustain it for long!) Refused to stand around and kiss the prime ministers ass (He doesnt turn my Sukuma wiki gren soooo...) and decided to sit in the courtyard and write this instead..................
Where was I going with this, urm...... Oh yeah, my point is that nothing has changed, am still the person I was yesterday and the day before that, so this year all my birthday wishes will be forwarded to my parents for they are the ones who did all the hard work (Giving birth, whooping my ass as often as was required, kissed my wounds and tucked me into bedand most importantly give me my allowance every month;@) therefore it should be Happy Birthday Mum and Dad for surviving/putting up another year with me and upholding the Darwinian Theory to the tee (Parents with less patience and tolerance would definately be baying for my blood by now had they been forced to put up with my antics for both the 19years of my life!) And Last but not least to God, for through it all I have his grace and mercies which if were exhaustible.............