You, yes YOU, you wouldn't have that confused look on your face if you'd been here an here....
SO where was I, oh yes, the cosmic forces of the universe were refusing to play fair with me and blah blah blah. Anyway, I'll hurry up and finish this cause by now y'all are probably bored shitless by this story right?I got my coffee, it was sugarless and it burnt my tongue, Mr Bossman came to pick me up, I spilt coffee on his car seat (In my defense it was just a tiny spill and juggling hot coffee, a car door and a file isn't too easy!!) I also discovered that wearing 4 inch heels isn't such a great idea especially when your boss is already much shorter than you normally...
I did the interview, it went quite well akshually, all was forgiven and I lived happily ever after with Grace, Mercy, Hope, Patience and all their siblings as my housemates (The living quarters are getting wee bit cramped but who am I to complain?!)
The end!!
*Anyone thinking of reproducing this into a fairy tale should do a side bar with me to discuss copyright issues :-) *
Soundtrack:
Golden - Jill Scott
Sawasawa - Eric Wainaina
Get up - Amel Larrieux
On my bookshelve:
The constant gardener - John Le Carre
On my wall:
Woman weighing pearls - Vermeer
10 comments:
i didnt get the first part wat was the interview al about?
Thank God everything went well, the plus to this is you boss now knows how dramatic your life can get, so late mornings will be excusable.
Interesting read....
So do you go to the side bar a lot with requests for publishing rights?
@Kasimvs: It was a job interview, I'll inbox you the details
@PinkM: Hehehe, yep, that's true, and it's almost always just circumstantial mishaps! He's been getting quite a lesson in patience when dealing with me :-D
@Mr Stone: Hehehe, I can't disclose anything (Confidetiality contracts and all) until you step into the sidebar... there's magaritas and mojitos (Err... thats the incentive in case you were wondering, sideBAR... alcohol... get it? *Cue laughter*)
i was about to comment a very constructive comment then i saw our discussion on twitter on the side"bar" and laughed my head off instead.
er..by the by, got work?
@Nickolas: Hehehe, It was a constructive discussion what what! We may very well have come up with the solution for world peace you know! Of course I have a huge pile of work waiting to be done, otherwise why would I be tweeting?!! LOL!
Hot damn! That's a lot of stuff to go wrong in a few short hours.
Hope all's well that ends well or, at least, the derriere is sufficiently recovered!
Ok... why do I feel cheated... like I should be demanding a refund. I didn't pay that much money for a fairy tale ending.
@dR: LOL!! It was more like damn hot!! The derrière recovered gracefully and is now fully functional :-)
@KK: But I like fairy tales, they're cute (Insert innocent face here) But just for you I'll organise that refund!!
You have a Vermeer print on your wall?
Weuuweeee!
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